This is art? Who's to judge?

I visited the Museum of Modern Art last week and had a nice chuckle over this "art exhibit." Security Guards are stationed throughout the museum of course, but they stand especially close to some of the more popular works, like the Van Goghs and famous works on loan by Edvard Munch. I was trying to imagine the security guards getting their assignments in the morning at the start of their shifts:

Supervisor:"Gary, you got Starry Night. Chuck, you take The Scream. Ralph, you got The Balls."